...The alien decided that possibly he just might be, and talked to the princess about this. Unfortunately, she felt like it was too much, and decided that she wasn't. The alien understood and respected her decision, but was very disappointed.
In a fit of rage, he lit the lawn on fire, burning all the blades of grass, and vaporized bluebirds with his raygun, for lying to him. This didn't make him feel much better. His life began to feel very bland and waited and hoped for a better feeling to come along.
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