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If I were a stone, I would be: like a stone
If I were a tree, I would be: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!
If I were a bird, I would be: somethign that flies really fast and kills small animals
If I were a machine, I would be a: a giant robot
If I were a tool, I would be: a big fucking hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: fragrant
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a warm summer night
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a dragon (i'm sooooooo original)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: BASS!!!
If I were an animal, I would be a: snake
If I were a color, I would be: deep blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: histerical revelation
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a potato
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound a sword makes when you pull it out of the sheath and plunge it into a person shortly afterward
If I were an element, I would be: FIRE!!!!!
If I were a car, I would be: the Z3
If I were a song, I would be: Parabol/Parabola - T00L
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: no one, dude, my life is awesome right now
If I were a movie, I would be: the Matrix
If I were a food, I would be: a green apple
If I were a place, I would be: Takoma Park
If I were a material, I would be: i dont understand this question
If I were a taste, I would be: goooooooood
If I were a scent, I would be: spring
If I were a religion, I would be: ethical culture
If I were a word, I would be: motherfucker
If I were an object, I would be: a rope
If I were a body part I would be: fingers
If I were a facial expression I would be: laughter
If I were a subject in school I would be: philosophy
If I were a cartoon character I would be: ZIM!!!!!!
If I were a video game character I would be: Link from Zelda
If I were a shape I would be an: a dodecahedron
If I were a number I would be: 1023
If I were a month I would be: August
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10:23!!!!!
If I were a planet I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be a: giant squid
If I were a direction I would be: up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a lamp
If I were a sin I would be: oooooh, lust, most definitely
If I were a historical figure I would be: Einstein
If I were a liquid I would be: ROOT BEER!!!!!
posted by Xaq Rothman at 00:43     


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