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I woke up at 10, and got on the computer, intending to do homework. At this point, I have looked at a list of banned books, downloaded a billion fonts, talked to many people, called Vanessa, called Emily, called Will, did a search on google for His Dark Materials, did a search for pix of a Z3, read the entire sparknote for A Separate Peace, ate, surfed the web profusely, gone to Windows Update, checked my mail twice, and took a couple tests on the Spark (not in that order). As for my essay, all I have actually written is 2/5 of an outline I don't intend to use, and "A Separate Peace, by John Knowles". I've been on the computer for 8 HOURS!!!!!!!! I wish there was some job where the main activity was procrastinating. I could do that. I would be rich. I would be the CEO of Procrastoco. Eeorgh. I am so bored...call me.